Something Like A Cross Between a Blonde and Racist Moment

       So I was watching an episode from Season 2 of LOST, which, by the way, really annoys me.  Mostly because I do not give a flip about the 'tailies' and both Michelle Rodriguez and her character piss me off.  Plus, Desmond just disappears until the end of the season.  Why would you torture me like that?  I know, I know, I am being quite the negatarian. ANYWHO, I'm not quite sure how to best capture the hilarity of the situation, and to allllll my followers out there who don't watch LOST, it's not going to be funny, nor will it make sense.  Moral of the story: watch LOST, dammit!
      Ok, so I'm watching this scene between Mr. Eko and Bernard. And it goes like so:
*Cue very dramatic background music and extremely serious, somber attitudes*
"I heard you were the one who pulled the dead bodies out of the water" -Bernard
 Nice ice breaker, Bernard. I'll have to use that the next time I find myself in a natural disaster. 
"Yes" -Mr. Eko
"Were any of them African American?" -Bernard
What the?!?! *starts cracking up* Why would you ask that? See how he's coping with having to carry any of  'his people' out of the ocean? That's so rac... OOOO!! Never mind. *stops laughing* 


I felt really stupid after I realized what he was asking. Maybe I shouldn't watch LOST so late at night. Or maybe I should, so far it's been a hell of a lot funnier, even if it doesn't make as much sense. Who am I kidding? LOST never really made any sense.

I had wanted to write a more meaningful blog, but this situation just presented itself, and who am I to deny myself the opportunity to talk about LOST?

Goodnight, World. Goodnight, Sideways World.