Someone Like You WOULD Find Me Unfunny

This is dedicated to Chelsey (and her couch). Please sing this parody out loud to the tune of Our House by Madness

Katie wears her Sunday best

He’s coming over, she’s so stressed

Richard’s alarm’s playing down upstairs

Yu-Chun's sighing in her sleep

Asami's got a date to keep

She can't hang around

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the ...

Chelsey’s couch, it has a crowd

There's always something happening

And it's usually quite loud

Chelsey, she's so couch-proud

Nothing ever slows her down

And a kiss is not allowed

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the ...

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the ...

(Something tells her that she’s got to get away from it)

Chelsey comes back late from Jo’s

That means it’s time for him to go

Katie sends him off on his way

Sees him off with a small kiss

She's the one he’s going to miss

In lots of ways

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the ...

I remember way back then when everything was true and when

We would have such a very good time such a fine time

Such a happy time

And I remember how we'd play, simply sit on Chelsey’s couch

Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers

Sarah wants in on the action

It gives her much satisfaction

The A-Team is scheming up Plan B

Katie's sighing in her sleep

He has got a flight to keep

He can't hang around

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the ...

Chelsey’s couch, was our castle and our bliss

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, that was where we used to kiss

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room

Chelsey’s couch, in the middle of the room