This actually happened. Someone like me was enjoying a nice bowl of macaroni and cheese, while someone who is a total jerk wad, but not you, was studying. It was peaceful and quiet. Then......BAM!..... "I wonder how much Jesus weighed?" It took me a moment to register this contemplation and wondered if I could just be imagining it. But as soon as I looked at that jerk wad and saw the look on her face, I knew she had heard it too. We then start laughing uncontrollably at the randomness and seriousness in which this thought was asked. Who could have asked something like this? Only the coolest person ever, who is not you, that's who! Someone who is deathly afraid of spiders, and seemed traumatized when recounting a recent dream she had about a gigantic spider.

This then turned into a conversation about who weighs more, Jesus or Satan. Progressed into the creation of a new reality show called Biggest Loser, Soul Edition. And eventually solved the mysteries of the greatest show on earth, Lost.

All in all, it was a pretty productive conversation. And if my parents ask me why I have failed all my classes, and am now applying to the local McDonald's, I will simply answer them with a question: How much do you think Jesus weighed?